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Behold the Kickmen Free Download (v1.050)

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Game Details

Release Name:ย Behold the Kickmen

Game Version:ย v1.050 | Build 2012104

Release Date: 20 Jul, 2017

Publisher: Size Five Games

Developer: Size Five Games

Based On:ย CSF & Goldberg

Behold the Kickmen Direct Download - Game Review

BEHOLD THE KICKMEN started as a silly Twitter joke, and evolved like a beautiful flower into the year's least-exciting and mostly-incorrect Football Simulation. It's football, as seen through the eyes of someone with no understanding of, or interest in, the Laws of Football.

Start at the bottom of the Big Boring British Football Spreadsheet system and grind your way up, gruelling match after gruelling match, to become the best at the football that anyone's ever seen, and win the World Cup for your mantelpiece.

FEATURES: Kicking, Passing, Tackling, Squad Management and Doing Goals over and over. There's even a full Story mode, crammed with overblown melodrama and inane decisions to be made.

TWO WAYS TO PLAY! Hate football? No problem! The entire game can be re-skinned at the flip of a switch into a Dystopian Future Bloodsport!

PLEASE NOTE: Kickmen has NO ONLINE MULTIPLAYER and NO LOCAL MULTIPLAYER, it's Single Player ONLY. Please don't buy it thinking it's at all sociable, because it isn't. Why, you ask? Because I wanted to make a Single Player game, I didn't want to make a Multiplayer game.


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System Requirements

Minimum Requirements

Recommended Requirements

OS

Windows 7 and up

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Processor

2.4Ghz

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Memory

4 GB RAM

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Graphics

GeForce 8800 equivalent or higher

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DirectX

Version 9.0c

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Storage

1 GB available space

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Installation Guide

  1. No Installation Needed: The game is pre-installed. Just download and extract.

  2. Extract: Right-click the .zip or .rar file and select "Extract Here" or "Extract to folder".

  3. Run: Find Kickmen.exe inside the folder and run it.

Game Data & Settings

  • Change Language: Edit the file located at steam_settings/Configs.user.ini

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